1. Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but death had not the courage to tell ...
2. Chuck Norris wins the Ta-Te-Ti in 2 3.No
movements there is the theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris let live. 4.The
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. The trouble is that he has never cried. Never. 5.Chuck
Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
6. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris. 7.Chuck
Norris is the only person to ever defeat a brick wall playing tennis. 8.Parties
Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris swallowed a live turtle, and when the shit, the turtle was 6 feet and knew karate.
9.The Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
10.When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he rejects the syringe, and requests a knife and a bucket. 11.Chuck
Norris can divide by 0. 12.La
only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. 13.Algunos
have Superman pajamas. Superman has Chuck Norris pajamas. 14.When Chuck Norris
do a crunch, do not get up he's pushing the Earth. 15.Chuck
Norris does not read books, until they are staring out the information you want. 16.Chuck
Norris can slam a revolving door. 17.Chuck
Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass. Night. 18.Un
Chuck Norris day he decided to sell his urine. Today is known as Red Bull.
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