This Really Happened To Me

This afternoon, as I disembarked the MAX train at my Kenton/Denver Avenue station, I stood at the cross walk a few feet from Dancin' Bare, the local strip club. It was there that I encountered a lavishly corpulent, terribly tan-nearly orange middle aged woman, sitting in a wheelchair, smoking a cigarette. She was altogether completely naked. I thought to myself: " Oh my... I would really love to see that performance when she is done with her break"